Nubgirl

[Insert Meaningful Post Here]

2006-11-04T17:43:00.000-08:00

It seems to be that some people's blogs smack of meaning and effort. In protest, I pledge to make my blog full of trite meaningless banter that makes brain cells die. For instance, I am SO bored that I actually started cleaning my room. Then I wondered what I did with my gloves...I saw them a few weeks ago and I might actually need them soon. I realized that I need to take some sweaters to they dry cleaners. I found my Inorganic and Analytical Chemistry books and my notes from biochem 365. I have way too many purses. I want a tribble.

Update Blogs Peez

2006-10-30T11:00:00.000-08:00

Dooders, update blogs so that I can read interesting things. Everyone's all "ooo! I have a blog!" but then no one bothers to update them and its totally annoying. Where am I supposed to put all of my obnoxious comments? Huh? Where?

Deja Vu

2006-10-29T11:50:00.000-08:00

Hm, I feel like I've done this before...

Batteries STAT!

2006-10-29T11:38:00.000-08:00

Batteries, where are my batteries? I cannot find them. AA batteries to be precise. I have tons of AAA batteries, it seems, but no AA ones. I remember a time when AAA batteries were used in things like TV remotes...but no more, for the Japanese have decided to switch to AA instead. Woe to my 36 AAA batteries, for you will sit in a kitchen drawer while your AA cousins escape almost daily from the cutting boards and potholder wardens who destroy your spirit. Yes, AAA batteries, it is the end of the line for you.

WTF Daylight Savings Time

2006-10-29T07:48:00.000-08:00

Today, millions of people will be an hour early to work. Why? Because of good ol' daylight savings time. For me, it means an extra hour of sleep. It also makes me sad because it means less daytime and more coldness
:( This is a crappy, crappy post and I wish I could put something profound here but I'm tired and sleep-deprived. I'm gonna go eat breakfast and put Halloween decorations outside. This year's candy for greedy fat children: Airheads. Number of cavities children average getting after Halloween: 2. Average cost of fillings: $549. Percent of American adults with dental insurance: 12. Number of Fortune 500 companies that offer dental insurance: 342.

Fire Retarded

2006-10-25T22:47:00.000-07:00

Every time I drive Hans places I suck at driving. Whenever anyone who is not Hans is in the passenger seat, I drive like a guy. Why does Hans make me drive like a girl? Why am I driving Hans anywhere anyway? I specifically have trouble with the Ho-mega parking lot and Hans, probably because I despise both Hans and Ho-mega. Ho-mega I have to deal with though because its better than the other late-night sit-down restaurant alternatives. Hans, on the other hand...

Tentacles: Evolutionary Masterpieces or Mistakes?

2006-10-25T13:26:00.000-07:00

Today's topic of concern is tentacles...and tomorrow's and so on as this is a work in progress and I really haven't thought it out yet. Come back for the rest of this entry early next week when I actually have time to do this, because the rest of my week is filled with medical stuff.